Friday, March 28, 2014
6. I'm sick with (ex: the flu).
Oh, I didn't know. I thought you were well with the flu. You can add whatever illness you want to this one, but if you say this, you should get checked for redundancy.
5. Washed Off
Really? As opposed to washing it on?
4. It was a dark night.
I can't count how many times I've heard or read variations of this phrase. A Wrinkle in Time even starts out with this cliche. Night is dark by definition. Sure, some nights are darker than others, depending on the cloud coverage and phase of the moon, but it's the most non descriptive description, ever. You're not really saying anything!
3. Tuna Fish:
Oh, you're eating a tuna FISH sandwich. My mistake, I thought you were having the tuna beef.
2. I have the hiccups.
Seriously, you weren't just faking them?
1. I'm Back.
Even with online conversations, I think people can figure this one out for themselves.
Posted by Travis at 4:12 PM